Saturday, October 23, 2010

The World of the Past

*** I wrote this on the way from bordeaux to paris, during my two week period in france.***


Waking up this morning to the sound of the crashing thunder, hearing the rain patter on the portion of our air conditioning unit that jutted out of the window, feeling my spirits sink at the sight of the dark grey clouds that swarmed over the city of Bordeaux, blocking the sun from shining ever so kindly, on our upturned, awaiting, sunless faces, I sighed deeply at the realization that this would not be a good day.  Of course my predictions turned true when, after talking to the woman at the front desk for what seemed like hours, struggling through the language barrier that prevented us from communicating freely, and finally just handing her the credit card, relenting to the fact that our sanity was more precious than any money we could ever spend, as soon as we stepped foot outside of the lobby door, the rain drops started falling ever so heavily onto our somewhat coiffed hair, mildly worn clothing, and slightly beaten-up suitcases, leaving us looking like we just stepped out from underneath a shower.  We struggled our way across the cobblestone pathways, trying to keep our recalcitrant bags from rocking onto one wheel, unbalanced, and falling over.  We struggled, and we lost that battle, numerous times.  Taxi anyone?  No. that would be ridiculous, seeing as we strategically chose our hotel from among the innumerable hotels in Bordeaux, France, supremely based upon the fact that it was less than a block away from the train station from which our train would depart to arrive at Paris later today.  
Water dripping from the ends of my hair, shoes squeaking on the tiled floor, suitcase leaving two parallel lines behind me, that I would dare anyone to try and follow, under the assumption that I would get lost within three minutes of being in the station, I led the three of us into the station.  I could feel the people’s eyes on us as we sloshed through the hordes of well dressed, sophisticated french people, all knowing exactly what they’re doing.  We waited the allotted hour and a half that we had given ourselves, as extra time, in case we got lost somewhere between the street corner where the hotel let us out, and the other side of the street, where the entrance to the train station was.  
When we finally heard the clicking of the announcement board, and saw our track number appear, we followed the stampede towards what seemed like the right track. It turned out that following the crowds does pay off sometimes, when we stepped out onto the platform, to wait another 10 minutes for our train to arrive.  I stared at my train ticket, rifling through my mental french vocabulary flash cards, trying to remember if I knew a certain word that I saw, and when I realized I did not, I swallowed my pride, and asked one of the afore mentioned french people standing nearby.  A whistle interrupted the man’s explanation, announcing that our train was pulling into the station, dangerously close.  We saw the number 10 denoting that the approaching train car was indeed our car, we saw that number approach quickly, then quickly disappear as the car passed us, and eventually stopped 50 feet away.  We picked up our pace, determined not to miss our train.  We pushed our way through all the people crowded around the openings, apparently willing to pack themselves in like sardines in a can, just to get a seat on this train.  Arriving at our door, lugging my heavy suitcase, and seeing the pile of such suitcases stacked up at the top of the stairs that we had to walk up in order to take our seats, I knew this would cause a problem.  I tried to stack my bag on top of the others, and after failing a couple times, i just left it, and went to take my seat.  However, others wouldn’t let well enough alone.  They had to try and re-arrange all the bags so that they could fit.  I sat in my pre-determined seat, and tried to relax, but was astonishingly unable to, due to the various passengers trying to hoist their huge suitcases into the overhead carry-on racks, leaving half the suitcase sticking out, and the woman across the aisle absolutely mortified.  
         Finally the train starts moving, and everything settles down. The three of us with our respective ipod headphones stuck in our ears, consciously rejecting any type of conversation.  Currently I’m sitting, watching rolling fields of diligently cared for sunflowers fly past my window, followed by shorn fields of hay, with nothing left over by the harvesting machines except the cylindrical, tightly bound bales of hay (closely resembling our currently tightly wound tempers), scattered around.  Things got strange when the other passenger pulled a brown paper bag out of his modified carry-on bag , and began reaching in, and grabbing, after his foot long baguette sandwich, a bag of chips, a bag of cookies (which he proceeded to dangle in front of our noses, asking if we wanted some, which WE proceeded to decline) and finally a large drink.  How about some sleep?

Sunday, September 5, 2010

World of Food

Well... I just thought I should let you know that the food up here isn't very tasty. it's bearable sometimes, but often times not, and I end up just eating salad... which I know isn't very healthy, but neither is that nasty chicken they made for dinner a couple nights ago.  I've been having some rather bad luck with the food here.

  • Last Saturday morning I had a good omelette. It wasn't the best, but it wasn't bad, so I'm not complaining.  
  • Then they made crab cakes this week, and it was kinda nasty. I didn't eat them. SALAD!!!
  • Philly cheese steak sandwich..... got all over the place, but it was good!!
  • Eggplant parm. ew.... eggplant is so mushy and gross....
  • Then Saturday morning, I woke up, knowing i got to order my own custom omelette because that's breakfast on saturdays.  I asked for sausage and peppers, and cheese.  She gave me sausage, and TOMATOES and cheese. I don't really like tomatoes... at all. I've tried them NUMEROUS times, each time hoping I'll think it tastes different, but it doesn't.... so I got my omelette, and saw the nasty tomato juice all over my sausage, and my cheese, and it was gross. but I ate it..... because I felt bad for the girl who had to make it... 
  • This morning I woke up too late for cream of wheat :( so I had cereal and cinnamon raisin toast with cream cheese.  my toast burnt....... :(
It has been a rather sad going-on in the food area of my life up here.. however I have ramen!!!! when in doubt.... ramen. :)

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Dear World.

Dear Air Conditioner,
I might have not expressed this sentiment that often, but I love you so much.  I miss you dearly.

Dear Sunshine,
I'm waiting!!!!!!!!

Dear Deodorant,
People just use, and abuse you, you never get the thanks you deserve.  I would buy you flowers if I could!!!!

Dear TOMS shoe company,
KEEP GOIN' STRONG!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!!

Dear Salisbury Center,
COULD you possibly be farther from civilization??

Dear kitchen workers this morning,
I wanted sausage and PEPPERS in my omelette, not tomatoes. I hate tomatoes.

Dear Bethany Internet,
I really wish you worked better.

Dear Church History paper,
I REALLY REALLY don't want to write you, but I know I have to, and I guess I'm just gonna have to get over it....

Dear Capitalism card game,
WHY are you so entertaining???? and WHY can't there be a limit on the number of players in the game?

Dear cell phone,
STOP TURNING OFF WOULDYA???

Dear floor rug in my dorm room,
you are so cute, and soft, and I'm so glad we picked you out!!!

Dear Family,
I actually miss you. I didn't think I would all that much, because I was so glad to finally get away, but I really do miss you.

Dear Stewarts Landing,
Are there really snakes in your water?? That girl really scared me when she told me that.....

Dear clouds suddenly looming overhead,
LEGIT?????? go away!!!!!!!!!

Dear World,
SEND ME LETTERS!!!!! I LOVE GETTING MAIL!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!