Friday, September 30, 2011

When things seem easy.

I really hate how sometimes I have to make decisions that I just don't want to make.  I don't want their repercussions, because either way, there WILL be problems with my decision...with this decision.  Who do i choose to alienate? You? or You?....

Right now I'm just waiting for an answer.  Thanks God... I love the lessons, but reeeeeally now?? NOW??? I'm being forced to learn patience.  One of the most difficult things in my life, just being patient. patient. patient. patient............
PATIENCE SUCKS!!!!
or rather. learning patience sucks.

Sometimes, I just want everything to work out the way I want it all to work out, and live my life easy peasy lemon squeezy... but OF COURSE what kind of person does that develop??? Do I really want to be that sad naive person who has never had any trials in their life, and who have never had that opportunity to have involuntarily grown stronger?  Do I want to be have to say that "sorry... I don't know what it could've been.... I never tried it."

I guess this is basically just me convincing myself that waiting is worth it.  I want to be able to say that I went headfirst into this experience, and everything I gained, well... at least I gained it.  Taking risks is the only way anything will ever change sometimes.
But should I? I don't know.
What do I say though?
What do I say when everything I want to say is forbidden.





I hate it when things seem easy.


 

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Dear...

Dear you, 
Hey! Welcome! Stay a while!
Sincerely,
Bored...

Dear Velvet (cat),
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU EATING?"
"oh.....it's just food..."
Sincerely,
It sounded a lot worse than that...

Dear Car,
Dashboard's working again all of a sudden? Thanks!
Sincerely,
Bank Account

Dear House Beautiful Magazine,
pay me soon.
Sincerely,
9 hours a day in 99 degree weather deserves $$$$$

Dear Rainboots,
Come hereeeeeeeee!!!!! I ruv you.
Sincerely,
dry socks

Dear refrigerator,
Why can't you make your own food?
Sincerely,
Hungrryyyyyyyyy

Dear fingers,
suck it up!!!!!
Sincerely,
Guitar

Dear Erika,
It's because I love you
Sincerely,
Car


And these are some written by people who know what they're doing:
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns 



Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic 



Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google 



Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin 

{ooooooooohhh this is baaddd}



Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere 



Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman



Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies 

{I KNEW IT!!!!}


Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol 



Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. 

Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant