Saturday, September 4, 2010

Dear World.

Dear Air Conditioner,
I might have not expressed this sentiment that often, but I love you so much.  I miss you dearly.

Dear Sunshine,
I'm waiting!!!!!!!!

Dear Deodorant,
People just use, and abuse you, you never get the thanks you deserve.  I would buy you flowers if I could!!!!

Dear TOMS shoe company,
KEEP GOIN' STRONG!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!!

Dear Salisbury Center,
COULD you possibly be farther from civilization??

Dear kitchen workers this morning,
I wanted sausage and PEPPERS in my omelette, not tomatoes. I hate tomatoes.

Dear Bethany Internet,
I really wish you worked better.

Dear Church History paper,
I REALLY REALLY don't want to write you, but I know I have to, and I guess I'm just gonna have to get over it....

Dear Capitalism card game,
WHY are you so entertaining???? and WHY can't there be a limit on the number of players in the game?

Dear cell phone,
STOP TURNING OFF WOULDYA???

Dear floor rug in my dorm room,
you are so cute, and soft, and I'm so glad we picked you out!!!

Dear Family,
I actually miss you. I didn't think I would all that much, because I was so glad to finally get away, but I really do miss you.

Dear Stewarts Landing,
Are there really snakes in your water?? That girl really scared me when she told me that.....

Dear clouds suddenly looming overhead,
LEGIT?????? go away!!!!!!!!!

Dear World,
SEND ME LETTERS!!!!! I LOVE GETTING MAIL!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!